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Humorous Wedding Speech by the Best opusWhen Daniel came to me and asked me to be his best man, it was a great honour provided, when I looked at all the duties required of me, I felt hed be better off choosing someone else. Then he offered me a fifty, scarcely I told him that it wasnt a decision that money could change. So consequently he offered me a hundred. Anyway, good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Rob and its my pleasure to be Daniels best man to twenty-four hour period. So let me tell apart you about all those best man duties that originally concerned me, because I was immediately stumped by the first one ensure that the checks face and hair are in order. Well Daniel, I keep to say that if nature didnt get them in order the first judgment of conviction around, what chance did I have? It was also my responsibility to ensure the groom choose his clothes wisely. Well, there wasnt a suit in the give away that he didnt try on. As many of you know, Daniels job as a Policeman requires him to keep calm in stressful situations, so it was a bit of a surprise when he asked the shop owner if he could throw in a spare pair of underpants too. My second job was to get Daniel to the church on time. Not an easy task, particularly since Kims call for Daniel is Everlast - not for his bedroom skills, but for his time keeping. We have GMT, we have BST, but is anyone here familiar with PWT? Well, Daniel Wilson Time runs about 40 minutes derriere either ... ...2 of us on the trip and its only decent that the culprit for this unfortunate accident remains anonymous, because it could ruin his marriage ceremony day if anyone else found out. Thinking that was pretty much it, Kim reminded me of a duty that wasnt on my list. As best man, it is my job to keep all Daniels past female acquaintances at bay. I told her not to worry as the wedding is on a Friday, and I doubt theyd be allowed the day off school. So now I come to my final wedding day duty which isnt a duty really its a real pleasure on behalf of the bridesmaids and myself I sincerely attentiveness you, Daniel, and your lovely wife, Kim, everlasting love and happiness Ladies and gentlemen, to the bride and groom